Seconds

That look your wife gets on her face when you promise her it will be different this time and, just like every other fucking time, you squirt the second she touches you.

"Oh, for devil, are you serious?"

"I...I'm sorry," you stammer.

"I haven't done anything but touch it," she said, "I didn't even rub it. How do you think you're going to put that inside me if you can't even hold out for, what, two seconds?"