Never

"N...never? What...what do you mean never," I stammered at my wife.

She bent down, her face close to mine. "Never as in you're never having an erection again," she said.

"But...but how will I...you know."

She laughed. "I suppose you'll learn orgasm the way women do."

"But...but that's not always..." I stopped, not wanting to finish, knowing she'd taunt me, knowing it was better to say nothing.