Cancun

"That's a pretty one," I heard a saleswoman say, walking up, looking at my wife holding a bra and panty set. "Is this for everyday or a special occasion?"

My wife smiled at the saleswoman. "Special occasion," she said, "my boyfriend's taking me to Cancun for a long weekend."

"How sweet of you," she said, looking at me. "That's sure to lead to some vacation intimacy."

"I'm counting on it," my wife said.

"Where in Cancun are you taking her," she asked, looking at me.

My wife chuckled. "No, no, he's my husband, not my boyfriend," she said. "Hon, what do you think, will he like me in it?"

I blushed, looked down. "He...he likes sheer things," I said.

"Do you have any stockings to go with it?" my wife asked. "He's got kind of a nylon fetish. I mean my boyfriend. Well, they both do, truth be told."

"Sure," she said, "holdups or garter belt?"

"Hon?"

I swallowed. "He...he liked that...that garter belt I got you last month," I said.

"Yea he did," she agreed, looked at the saleswoman. "Gave him something to hold onto, if you know what I mean."