Cuddles

"Honey, you...you're..." my wife frowned, sighed, "you're hard."

"I...I can't help it," I said, eyes taking in her body.

"Sweetie..."

"Can't we...I mean...it's been forever."

"No," she said. "Listen, why don't you go into the bathroom and take care of that and come back when you're ready to just cuddle."

"But...but I..."

"I'll wait, I promise," she said, "we have all night to cuddle."