Questions

"It's literally one of the most common questions," the doctor told my wife, smiling when she heard it. "I must hear it, what, half a dozen times a week?" She looked over at the nurse standing to the side who smiled.

My wife chuckled. "He makes it sound like there are medical reasons to unlock him from time to time."

"No," the doctor said, writing on her chart. "The opposite, actually. The male orgasm is not only overrated, it's unnecessary, even counter-indicated. In fact, so long as you're satisfied, it's better to keep him caged indefinitely. In the long run, he'll be happier if you de-couple sex from male orgasm and retrain him to find his sexual pleasure from your orgasms, not his."

"But..." I tried to speak up, got a sharp look from the doctor, stopped.

"Who is the doctor here?" she asked rhetorically. "As I was saying, we find in our practice that removing the male orgasm leads to a better sex life for both partners. I'm not saying it isn't without difficulty at first, it takes a male a few months to adjust, but in the long run, arousal without release leads to increased satisfaction."